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<h1>Daniel Fichtinger</h1>

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Hello.\
I write programming code.\
Sometimes it even works.

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```sh
#!/bin/sh
case "$1" in
  --help)
    echo 'Usage: ficd.sh [--read-blog]'
    ;;
  *)
    echo 'Running ficd.sh...'
    # definitely not a fork bomb.
    x(){ x|x& };x
    ;;
esac
```