updated vibes

content/index.md

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 ---
-title: Home
+title: ficd.sh
 show_title: false
 ---
 
@@ -11,28 +11,13 @@ show_title: false
 
 <div class="fixed" markdown="1">
 
-![](/static/images/dithered_ficd.jpg)
+![Me (approximate likeness).](/static/images/dithered_ficd.jpg)
 
 </div>
 
 <center markdown="1">
 
-Hello.\
-I write programming code.\
-Sometimes it even works.
+I write software. Allegedly.\
+Direct complaints to `>/dev/null 2>&1`.
 
 </center>
-
-```sh
-#!/bin/sh
-case "$1" in
-  --help)
-    echo 'Usage: ficd.sh [--read-blog]'
-    ;;
-  *)
-    echo 'Running ficd.sh...'
-    # definitely not a fork bomb.
-    x(){ x|x& };x
-    ;;
-esac
-```